THE FIRST OF MANY ROD ALLEN QUOTES
Rod Allen maybe the best color commentary guy in the baseball., mostly because he is retarded.
Go on with yo’ bad self baby-boy!
He is getting busy. B-I-Z-Z-Y busy!
From the neck up, he’s one of the best Tigers.
The Tigers are dirty…dirty,dirty,dirty!
C-Mo’s gettin’ himself some ribeyes!
Oh no he didn’t! Oh no he didn’t!
When you hit ‘em that far, you have to dial up a different area code, partner.
You can’t sneak cheese by a rat.
That’s a bingo number!
Whoa, get the married men off the infield!
Boy put a little mustard on that hotdog.
He got all in his kitchen, watch out for the splinters son.
He got in his kitchen and went in his refrigerator…and got a cold beverage.
That boy is country strong.
That’s why you don’t buzz gary sheffield’s tower…you cannot intimidate this man. get those people out of the left field seats before somebody gets hurt, my oh my.
Polanco swings a magic wand, he always swings a magic wand when he’s got a hole over there.
Oh boy! you’d better back up the brinks truck because bonderman is earnin’ his benjamins tonight.
God couldn’t hit that pitch.
His biological clock knew to throw that ball to first.
Mommy, make ‘em stop it!
Texieria is a good defensive third basemen. He has won a gold glove… mainly because of his offense.
Thames calles off Infante….who was nowhere near him.
