“ow, the reason that we’re inherently prejudiced against the Lopez
twins is simple: They’re charter members of the Lindsay Hunter
All-Stars for “Athletes with names that make them sound like hot
girls.” In other words, because their names make them sound like two
smoking-hot juniors at an all-girls prep school, it’s impossible to
take them seriously as NBA prospects. If their names were Dwight Lopez
and Isaac Lopez, you’d feel much better about them in the first round.
You would. On the flip side, you could argue that O.J. Mayo received
so much hype over the past two seasons simply because he had such a
fantastic name. Anyway, watch the Lopez twins this week and pretend
their names are Dwight and Isaac. You’ll feel much better about them.”
For those who don’t know(girls) The Lopez twins are 7’1” college men’s basketball players….whose names happen to be Brook and Robin
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