January 2011
1 post
seriously?
90andbored:
james van der beek gifs. incredible.
he even does his classic crying face!
and this is my favourite next to the ‘fuck you’ one.
best meme of 2011…so far.
April 2008
13 posts
NEW HOME OF THE FLINT SKINNY →
Due to the popularity of The Skinny, I have found a new home with more functionality. Now a much better comment function, so start hitting me up with some. Be sure to spread the word about The Skinny by telling all your friends…I would recommend putting up flyers in all of your local supermarkets as well.
HUMP DAY SPAM VOL. 4
Only losers have small baby-maker Obviously The Skinny must be huge Drank a lot and now you wish you were dead? We know how to help you Finally…spam I can use! let’s go right now biaaaatch It seems that the spam creators have started taking ideas from The Real World/Road Rules Challenge neverending cycle of goodness Sex you’re so tired you sleep and you wake up wanting to get...
“When my fourth wife was in jail, I parked my bus at Hooters in Houston and my...”
– John Daly
OHIO MAN FACING FELONY CHARGES FOR HAVING SEX WITH... →
Thanks go to Reid, the Flint Skinny’s senior Ohio pervert correspondent.
Words of the Day Archive Tuesday April 1, 2008 Dictionary.com jollification \jol-ih-fuh-KAY-shuhn, noun: Merrymaking; festivity; revelry. Some inform; some prompt the conscience; some entertain, while having more than jollification in mind. — Stuart Klawans, “A Greek Bearing Gifts”, The Nation, June 21, 1999 jollify - \jol-uh-fahy, verb celebrate noisily, often...
““I’m Obama to the end now, baby!”
“Don’t look...”
– 50 Cent, apparently confused on the proper way to endorse a candidate.
MR. T. TUESDAY VOL. 3
April 1st became known as “April Fool’s Day” only after Mr. T decided it would be easier to pity a whole bunch of fools on a set date rather than pitying a few fools each day. The first human alphabet consisted of only ‘Mr.’ and ‘T’. Other letters eventually had to be created in order to describe things that were not, in fact, awesome. Mr. T once pitied a third of Europe. This event is now known...
DENNIS RODMAN NOW AVAILABLE FOR RENT! →
March 2008
79 posts
WatchViolence is funny…especially against people who read Kix boxes.
THE FIRST OF MANY ROD ALLEN QUOTES
Rod Allen maybe the best color commentary guy in the baseball., mostly because he is retarded. Go on with yo’ bad self baby-boy! He is getting busy. B-I-Z-Z-Y busy! From the neck up, he’s one of the best Tigers. The Tigers are dirty…dirty,dirty,dirty! C-Mo’s gettin’ himself some ribeyes! Oh no he didn’t! Oh no he didn’t! When you hit ‘em that far, you have to...
TIGERS OPENING DAY LINEUP 2003
If you aren’t a Tigers fan…this will mean nothing to you. Move on to Popeye. Gene Kingsale, CF Omar Infante, SS Dmitri Young, LF/DH/3B Bobby Higginson, RF Dean Palmer, DH Carlos Pena, 1B Eric Munson, 3B Brandon Inge, C Ramon Santiago, 2B Mike Maroth, SP
WatchLemme ask you a question - do you like drinkin’? Hell you like drinkin’! Who the hell don’t.
John McCain's new slogan: Suck it up, America '08 →
McCain may be my new candidate….check the table out on this page for an easy breakdown of McSweetass’ stance on each of the issues.
“Knut the polar bear is a “publicity-addicted psycho”
– Emily’s gmail message
“If you showed up on a free porn site, I would totally click on you….”
– Lauren’s gmail message
Just released from lockup, man tries carjacking in... →
Another nomination courtesy of Dana for dumbest criminal in the world….ever.
WatchI don’t know why this is funny…but it is.
HUMP DAY SPAM VOL. 3
I entered her secret garden Thanks to gmail letting me see part of the email without opening…I saw this said I can watching Lindsay Lohan giving a great blowjob. I passed. A good penis is a terrible thing to waste Not sure how to react to this without sounding gay. Do you know the difference between a small big daddy and a huge one? Adam Sandler on IMAX instead of on that little TV in...
iTit - Apple’s Latest
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Thanks to Erica for informing me of this incredible...
““ow, the reason that we’re inherently prejudiced against the Lopez...”
– Bill Simmons, courtesy of Brian ‘keep it mean’ Newsome
THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS SHARK ATTACKS
I know this is random, but I just want to clear this up for people out there. There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack. I know you’re making a weird face as you’re reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as. We’re humans. We live on land....
“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep...”
– unknown
THE PERFECT DAY
Some say women are complex and men are very simple. The difference in our perfect days seems to suggest otherwise. The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend’s/husband’s ex and notice she’s gained 30 lbs...
DAILY TIP FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
